zen-child: I honestly think that crying over a book is one of the most prominent sign of compassion for humanity. You’re crying over someone who isn’t really there, doesn’t really exist, but you still feel for them as if you have known them your entire life.
me: *goes on the computer*
parents: OH I GUESS SINCE YOU'RE ON THE COMPUTER IT MEANS THAT YOU'RE PERFECTLY 100% BETTER NOW GO TO SCHOOL AND GRADUATE AND GET A JOB AND GET MARRIED AND DIE
ghost hunters: can you communicate with us
ghost hunters: oh so your name is william
tristamateer: please tell me which part of yourself you hate the most so I know exactly where to plant my lips every time I see you
mad-manwithablog: finefools: justin timberlake is making a comeback and justin bieber is finally at his breaking point. coincidence? no. there can only be one justin. neither can live while the other survives
amandasucks: If you’re a girl and you hit, punch, or physically harm your boyfriend in any way it’s still considered abuse and you’re equally as much of a piece of shit as any guy that hits his girlfriend. Seriously the amount of girls that disagree with this is ridiculous, and they’re all fucking stupid. Sorry not sorry.
squareclocks: I fucking hate it when you’re in such a fantastically giddy mood and then you see one simple little thing that makes you think, “oh” and then you just get this empty feeling in your chest and you get nauseous and the world just crumbles and you want to just lay under a blanket and close your eyes and fall asleep and never wake up.
bokononish: walk up in the club like “waddup i got a big headache, it’s too fucking loud”
I’m afraid of a lot of things, but mostly, most sincerely, I am afraid of being completely unraveled by you, and you finding nothing you want in here.
peewentz: how am i meant to control my life i can’t even control my hair
imjust-kyian: scroturn: i get really offended when someone doesnt sit next to me but im also relieved they didnt sit next to me this is the most accurate thing i’ve ever read
International people: omg it's a dream to live in Britain I want a British accent and a British boyfriend and I want to drink tea every morning and visit London and meet The Queen British people are so lucky
British people: fucking Britain fucking weather fucking chavs fucking people fucking cher lloyd fucking weather fucking david cameron fucking weather oh yay jeremy kyle
If an optimist had his left arm chewed off by an alligator, he might say in a...– Lemony Snicket (via emeraldroses)
buck-barnes: i wish there was a non-assholeish way to say “our friendship has run its course, you make me uncomfortable with your feelings and a lot of shit you do pisses me off bye”
psyche-illusion: tyleroakley: hoelita: female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away I think I might be a female sloth. 😂
meladoodle: look i’m not saying you KILLED him but the fact that you’re wearing his skin is a bit suspicious